Lax Canadian Border Security

Rich,

I see that I will need to have yet another chat with my friends at the border to ensure that suspicious types such as yourself don't slip through the security cracks on a regular basis. I thought I'd been very clear with them the first time, but obviously your dazzling display of open source knowledge intimidated them into throwing wide our borders yet again. Well, rest assured that with a little bit of re-education and re-training, this breach in protocol won't work for you a second time...